function jdsj()
 n = cstr(right(year(date()),2)) + "-"
 y = cstr

xxsj = cstr(year(date())) + "年" + cstr(month(date())) + "月" + cstr(day(date())) + "日 " + weekdayname(weekday(now))

Function WHY()
 mytime = hour(now())
 if mytime>=5 and mytime<9 then why = "早上好！"
 if mytime>=9 and mytime<11 then why = "上午好！"
 if mytime>=11 and mytime<13 then why = "中午好！"
 if mytime>=13 and mytime<18 then why = "下午好！"
 if mytime>=18 and mytime<24 then why = "晚上好！"
 if mytime>=00 and mytime<5 then why = "挺晚了，注意休息啊！"
End Function